Pony Bribes - Herby Mint 1 KG

Pony Bribes® Herby Mint Treats – 1kg Bag

Herby Mint Flavour – for ponies who suddenly can’t stand still when the farrier arrives.

Fresh, fragrant, and highly persuasive, our Herby Mint Pony Bribes® are the secret weapon for wiggly hooves and perfectly timed sidesteps. Packed into a generous 1kg bag, they’re ideal for steadying shuffles, soothing dramatic sighs, and maintaining a polite four-feet-on-the-floor situation whilst the farrier’s around .

Because good manners are optional… but minty bribery isn’t.

Feeding Instructions (From Yours Truly) 

“Apparently, I’m only allowed up to 200g per day of these delightful treats.

Utter nonsense, if you ask me — but humans do love their rules, don’t they?"

When to Feed

• The moment I slip gracefully into naughty pony mode (which, frankly, can happen without warning)
• Or when you appear to be on the verge of a complete meltdown... Whichever comes first.
  
   Because good behaviour is negotiable…

Bribe Guide

• Steps onto the trailer ramp – 6 bribes
• Trying to catch your pony – 2 bribes
• Didn’t bite the farrier – 1 entire bag

Composition

Cereal fibres, grass meal, linseed expeller, molasses, calcium carbonate, mint, rosemary.

Analytical Constituents

• Crude protein: 12.5%

• Crude ash: 7.25%

• Crude oils & fats: 4%

• Crude fibre: 15%

• Sodium: 0.06%

Additives:

Mixture of flavouring compounds

Storage

Store in a cool, dry place.

Reseal after use (unless you enjoy stale bribes).

🚫 Do not feed to sheep.