Pony Bribes - Toffee Apple 1KG
Pony Bribes® Toffee Apple Treats – 1kg Bag
Toffee Apple Flavour – for ponies who believe trailers are clearly a trap.
Sweet, sticky and wildly persuasive, our Toffee Apple Pony Bribes® are the ultimate peace offering for suspicious sniffing, dramatic backward steps, and the classic “absolutely not” plant at the ramp. Packed into a generous 1kg bag, they’re perfect for gentle encouragement, strategic step-by-step negotiations, and that final victorious clomp into the trailer.
Because sometimes reassurance is lovely… but toffee apple works faster.
Feeding Instructions (From Yours Truly)
“Apparently, I’m only allowed up to 200g per day of these delightful treats.
Utter nonsense, if you ask me — but humans do love their rules, don’t they?
When to Feed
- The moment I slip gracefully into naughty pony mode (which, frankly, can happen without warning)
- Or when you appear to be on the verge of a complete meltdown... Whichever comes first.
Because good behaviour is negotiable…
Bribe Guide
- Steps onto the trailer ramp – 6 bribes
- Trying to catch your pony – 2 bribes
- Didn’t bite the farrier – 1 entire bag
Composition
Wheatfeed, High-fibre oat by-product, Grass meal, Linseed expeller, Molasses, Calcium carbonate, Toffee, Apple
Analytical Constituents
• Crude protein: 12.5%
• Crude ash: 7.25%
• Crude oils & fats: 4%
• Crude fibre: 15%
• Sodium: 0.06%
Storage
Store in a cool, dry place.
Reseal after use (unless you enjoy stale bribes).
🚫 Do not feed to sheep.