THE PONY BRIBES® guide
Catching
2 Pony Bribes®
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6 Pony Bribes®
Farrier visit
10 Pony Bribes®
Vet Visit
4 Pony Bribes®
bath time
8 Pony Bribes®
Dentist visit
3 Pony Bribes®
*All jokes aside - Please do not feed your pony more than 200g of Pony Bribes® per day.
Why Resort to Bribery?
Because sometimes… good intentions simply aren’t enough.
Ponies are clever. Independent. Occasionally opinionated.
And while we admire their confidence, we also occasionally need them to cooperate.
Pony Bribes® were created for those everyday moments when patience runs low and negotiations begin.
We bribe ponies when…
- The farrier is on his way and suddenly they’ve forgotten how to stand still.
- The trailer ramp drops and they remember an urgent appointment elsewhere.
- Bath time becomes a dramatic protest.
- The vet appears and trust evaporates.
- We need just one good photo and they decide today is not that day.
- It’s clipping season. Enough said.
Bribery isn’t weakness, it’s strategy. It’s partnership with incentives. It’s knowing your pony well enough to come prepared.
At Pony Bribes®, we believe a well-timed treat can save your schedule, your sanity, and possibly your reputation at the yard.
Because sometimes…good behaviour is negotiable.