Pony Bribes - Coconut 1KG

Pony Bribes® Coconut Treats – 1kg Bag

Coconut Flavour– a firm favourite with ponies who know exactly what they’re worth.

Sweet, fragrant, and utterly irresistible (so we’re told), our Coconut Pony Bribes® are the ultimate bargaining tool for tricky ponies and frazzled humans alike. Baked into handy little nuggets and packed into a generous 1kg bag, these treats are perfect for daily diplomacy, emergency negotiations, and outright bribery when standards slip.

Feeding Instructions (From Yours Truly) 

“Apparently, I’m only allowed up to 200g per day of these delightful treats.

Utter nonsense, if you ask me — but humans do love their rules, don’t they?

When to Feed

• The moment I slip gracefully into naughty pony mode (which, frankly, can happen without warning)
• Or when you appear to be on the verge of a complete meltdown... Whichever comes first.
  
   Because good behaviour is negotiable…

Bribe Guide

• Steps onto the trailer ramp – 6 bribes
• Trying to catch your pony – 2 bribes
• Didn’t bite the farrier – 1 entire bag

Composition

Wheatfeed, High-fibre oat by-product, Grass meal, Linseed expeller, Molasses, Calcium carbonate, Mixture of natural flavourings

Analytical Constituents

• Crude protein: 12.5%

• Crude ash: 7.25%

• Crude oils & fats: 4%

• Crude fibre: 15%

• Sodium: 0.06%

Storage

Store in a cool, dry place.

Reseal after use (unless you enjoy stale bribes).

🚫 Do not feed to sheep.