{"product_id":"pony-bribes-toffee-apple-1kg","title":"Pony Bribes - Toffee Apple 1KG","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePony Bribes® Toffee Apple Treats – 1kg Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToffee Apple Flavour – for ponies who believe trailers are clearly a trap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSweet, sticky and wildly persuasive, our Toffee Apple Pony Bribes® are the ultimate peace offering for suspicious sniffing, dramatic backward steps, and the classic “absolutely not” plant at the ramp. Packed into a generous 1kg bag, they’re perfect for gentle encouragement, strategic step-by-step negotiations, and that final victorious clomp into the trailer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes reassurance is lovely… but toffee apple works faster. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeeding Instructions (From Yours Truly) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Apparently, I’m only allowed up to 200g per day of these delightful treats.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUtter nonsense, if you ask me — but humans do love their rules, don’t they?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen to Feed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe moment I slip gracefully into naughty pony mode (which, frankly, can happen without warning)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr when you appear to be on the verge of a complete meltdown... Whichever comes first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eBecause good behaviour is negotiable…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBribe Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSteps onto the trailer ramp – 6 bribes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrying to catch your pony – 2 bribes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDidn’t bite the farrier – 1 entire bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComposition\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWheatfeed, \u003cspan\u003eHigh-fibre oat by-product, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrass meal, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLinseed expeller, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMolasses, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCalcium carbonate, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToffee, Apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnalytical Constituents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrude protein: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12.5%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrude ash: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7.25%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrude oils \u0026amp; fats: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrude fibre: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e15%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSodium: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e0.06%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in a cool, dry place.\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReseal after use (unless you enjoy stale bribes).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚫 Do not feed to sheep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pony Bribes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56011865129291,"sku":null,"price":7.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0991\/1608\/9675\/files\/4.png?v=1773180862","url":"https:\/\/ponybribes.com\/products\/pony-bribes-toffee-apple-1kg","provider":"Pony Bribes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}